Dear Diary: Do Xudes Sleep?
Anatomy of a Xude is complicated by the lack of a corporal body. Xude will try anyway. 👽
INCOMING TRANSMISSION: EXCITING NEWS!
If you’re feeling sad and lonely / there’s a service I can render…
CALL US!
— Official Ministry of the Universe Jingle
Diary of a Xude, Home is where the Xude is
Sometimes we have to take our human suit off and let it steam. 👽❤️
FIELD NOTE and/or PRIVATE DIARY ENTRY )(*(JKDSFKJIU(0k&^*$^: SEASONAL FOLIAGE CHANGE
Xude with Blue-Marbles Go for an existential walk in the park. Earth’s destruction date: unknown at this time.
XUDE FIELD DIARY (PRIVATE) KPOUIUR{ EUR{IUJKN:LDVowe34up WHY!
XUDE is distressed and baffled by headquarters ludicrous and unprompted decision.
UNEXPECTED FINAL TRANSMISSION AGAIN FROM HEADQUARTERS
Designated AGAIN as Final Transmission From Headquarters
Observation #927 — Technologically Assisted Grifting
3rd party grifters cockroach platforms
XUDE’S Diary: Third Employment — Administrative Services AKA Grifting Via Admin
Xude’s diary note redundant infinity circle bullshit
Transmission From Headquarters: Pennies for their thoughts.
Headquarters, we have giant heads